The Third letter of John 13-15:
I had much to write to you but I would rather not write with pen and ink; I hope to see you soon, and we will talk together face to face. Peace be to you. The friends greet you. Greet the friends, every one of them.
This is WAY before facebook, texting, etc... even BACK THEN It was better to communicate face to face rather than write it down where it could be misconstrued? I have over 600 friends, I better get started greeting all of you individually! Should I do it alphabetically? This is going to take some time!
Now remember, I'm not religious, I only pulled out my bible because I was going to look up random pages and take quotes out of context for comedic material. I thought that I remembered reading the bible when I was younger (My parents ARE ministers), and remember starting with so and so begot so and so who begot and so on(the begot-a-tudes). So I thought, How come no one EVER quotes for example:
Matthew 1; 4-5;
"and Aram the father of Aminadab, and Aminadab the father of Nahshonm and Nashon the father of Salomon, 5 and Solomon the father of Boaz by Rahab, and Boaz the father of Obed by Ruth, and Obed the father of Jesse"
So ends the word of the Lord....
Seriously? why don't we hear more about who's having sex with whom in the Bible. The Bible seems to be the first written script for a soap opera...There are people threatening each other, people die and come back to life, baby switching...
There are people who think that God is talking to them, or that get possessed (hellllloooo Days of our lives did that with Marlena).
All My Children is going off of the air soon... what does this mean for the Bible? Is it a coincidence that the star's last name is KANE? How about the fact that the Mayan Calendar is ending the same year that One Life to Live is ending??? Lanview spelled differently could be mayanview? Sure I took the liberty to replace the "L" with "may", but that's what people do when they want to make a pointless point right?
***note, the blogging site is down, yet here I write for you. And for those of you whom are ministers, you are welcome for your Sermon topic this week!****
**** Yes, I also understand that I may be going to hell for this, but I think I was already on my way after breaking most of the 10 commandments, if not all of them, although I can't seem to find them- aren't they in the book of Moses and the ten commandments? What? There isn't a book of Moses? But he's in so many stories! Man, he got ripped off!
I had much to write to you but I would rather not write with pen and ink; I hope to see you soon, and we will talk together face to face. Peace be to you. The friends greet you. Greet the friends, every one of them.
This is WAY before facebook, texting, etc... even BACK THEN It was better to communicate face to face rather than write it down where it could be misconstrued? I have over 600 friends, I better get started greeting all of you individually! Should I do it alphabetically? This is going to take some time!
Now remember, I'm not religious, I only pulled out my bible because I was going to look up random pages and take quotes out of context for comedic material. I thought that I remembered reading the bible when I was younger (My parents ARE ministers), and remember starting with so and so begot so and so who begot and so on(the begot-a-tudes). So I thought, How come no one EVER quotes for example:
Matthew 1; 4-5;
"and Aram the father of Aminadab, and Aminadab the father of Nahshonm and Nashon the father of Salomon, 5 and Solomon the father of Boaz by Rahab, and Boaz the father of Obed by Ruth, and Obed the father of Jesse"
So ends the word of the Lord....
Seriously? why don't we hear more about who's having sex with whom in the Bible. The Bible seems to be the first written script for a soap opera...There are people threatening each other, people die and come back to life, baby switching...
There are people who think that God is talking to them, or that get possessed (hellllloooo Days of our lives did that with Marlena).
All My Children is going off of the air soon... what does this mean for the Bible? Is it a coincidence that the star's last name is KANE? How about the fact that the Mayan Calendar is ending the same year that One Life to Live is ending??? Lanview spelled differently could be mayanview? Sure I took the liberty to replace the "L" with "may", but that's what people do when they want to make a pointless point right?
***note, the blogging site is down, yet here I write for you. And for those of you whom are ministers, you are welcome for your Sermon topic this week!****
**** Yes, I also understand that I may be going to hell for this, but I think I was already on my way after breaking most of the 10 commandments, if not all of them, although I can't seem to find them- aren't they in the book of Moses and the ten commandments? What? There isn't a book of Moses? But he's in so many stories! Man, he got ripped off!
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