OK, OK, first off, I'm not talking about facial hair!
And I don't think that I'm gay. Although I do admit to being a gay man trapped in this body...
I have, in the past pretended to be involved with gay men who were not yet out, so that those breeders who are ignorant about gayness, wouldn't freak out. Well, now I need help. I've stated that I'm not sure that I really want to be in a relationship, but there are times when a date would be nice to have on hand. For example, I am going to a wedding reception in a few weeks, and may have mentioned that I might be a "plus one" in my RSVP. Well, everyone got so excited, oooh who is he? And I said, I don't know yet.
Here's the deal. I'd like to have a friend join me who would have fun, be able to not be a wallflower, dance with me if there is dancing but I don't want him to get his hopes up thinking that it's a real "date". This is why I think that one of my hot gay friends would be a great choice. I used to have this guy friend who was so much fun. And then I got a boyfriend that apparently gave him a look as if to say to leave me alone. Then he had a girlfriend, you know the deal. Anyway he was fun to flirt with but I didn't take him seriously until one night when he drunkenly called me. Yeah, we don't talk anymore. Too bad, cause he was a great dancer, and easy on the eyes.
Today I may or may not have been hit on by a 68 year old man who may or may not be gay. He could work. He was making me try on 5" high heels and telling me that I should play up my height more. Maybe he was just trying to sell me some shoes though too... That is a story for a WHOLE different day.
Back to the topic at hand. I don't want to ask someone to go with me and lead them on. I've been lead on too many times, and it's just not nice. Plus he needs to be able to talk to people without me standing there the entire time. I'm a wanderer at a group event, I will flit and float to wherever I feel looks interesting and I don't expect him to follow me like a lost puppy dog. And I don't WANT him to do that either.
Maybe I could just call an escort service? Nahh, that might cost too much and be too obvious. So, expect a call from me if you are reasonably attractive, single and in a believable age range that I would date. Although I'm not sure what that range is anymore...
Who am I kidding, I'll go by myself, have a great time and not even worry about it. Just in case, keep an ear to the ground for me to call...
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